Fifth fundamental force found by the LHC at Cern

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Redacted 2015-04-01 15:58:25 UTC #1

Though four fundamental forces – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. "Very impressive, this result is," said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.
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Kenobi's seminal paper "May the Force be with EU" – a strong argument that his experiment should be built in Europe....

CERN physicist Valerio Rossetti harnesses the Force for more mundane tasks, such as reheating coffee. Credit: Max Brice and Daniel Dominguez/CERN

Daffy 2015-04-01 16:02:24 UTC #2

Ah here is the first one. I was waiting for something like this.

DumbRedneck 2015-04-01 16:03:17 UTC #3

They got LHC up and running again!

cyberdexter 2015-04-01 16:51:13 UTC #4

Nice one

Hytekk 2015-04-01 22:08:00 UTC #5

installation of dozens of new R2 units

R2D2

said data analyst Luke Daniels of human-cyborg relations

Luke

Dark-matter researcher Dave Vader

Father ?

Practical applications so far include long-distance communication, influencing minds, and lifting heavy things out of swamps.

I wish

Nice April

boyd77gh 2015-05-02 19:46:51 UTC #6

I lol'd.