SEAPIG Customer Complaint (grain of salt)

[cyberdexter]

So you're saying I wont get a card?

Can I have a refund then please? I need the money to pay my rent.

[semismiling]

refund

I've funned you enough, I see no reason to give you more jocularity.

You are still entitled to the card, having paid for it, please confirm.

Should you wish to cancel the order, a 50% administration charge is applicable, and your 249.5 CON will be loaded into the ConStand marketplace as a credit.

-semi
SEAPIG CE-NO

[BoB]

Careful you guys, I ordered the seapig concard and got scammed (txID: b4428f14faff1bb96b1d7e3c71f113b824ae3c1e96bf31f08d07a7eff7c6262e )

I'm accepting the right to reuse the images at will however, as compensation for the betrayal and lack of proper service.

Unless the card issuer offers to refund me the 5000 Paycon I handed over in the first place...in which case I shall merely keep the image but promise, faithfully, upon my dead cats life, not to share with anyone.

[Crestington]

I'm sure he is super cereal about the SEAPIG card and will be issued soon™

[Crestington]

Can you change the name on the card from "CARDHOLDER" to "BAGHOLDER" ?

[tankjnr]

A .png sea pig card in the pigcloud you can log in and view it add Bitcoin and use a normal visa to fund me cough it.

It's beta so spending will come later, maybe in the delta release unless of cause I go overseas in which case we will enable the print button so you can print out your png

[semismiling]

Careful you guys, I ordered the seapig concard and got scammed (txID: b4428f14faff1bb96b1d7e3c71f113b824ae3c1e96bf31f08d07a7eff7c6262e )

I'm accepting the right to reuse the images at will however, as compensation for the betrayal and lack of proper service.

Unless the card issuer offers to refund me the 5000 Paycon I handed over in the first place...in which case I shall merely keep the image but promise, faithfully, upon my dead cats life, not to share with anyone.

BoB

My apologies.

As you can see, I was just preparing the cards for dispatch when cyber decided to be an arse express concern over his order, so I showed him his early.

I would point out that from the record, you didn't pay for VIP Super-Quick Delivery, and as such, you're not yet technically overdue.

However, I understand your concerns, and to resolve this issue swiftly, have attached your card below:

Also, please note your txID confirms you paid 500, not 5000, you CON Artiste.

Can we stop with the betrayal FUD now, please? EVerything I've done, I've done for this community, working my knuckles to the bone for literally minutes. Maybe we don't really want customers like you, if this is how you're going to be.

Thanks

-semi
SEAPIG Distributor

[semismiling]

Can you change the name on the card from "CARDHOLDER" to "BAGHOLDER" ?

Changing your name requires access to the SEAPIG Card Customisation Suite at just 399,999CON.

Wait, I'm gonna drop that. We're now talking just 1000, no WAIT, I'm gonna say just 500CON for access to personalisation for this lovely, shiny card.

< CON4GOLD

-semi
SEAPIG Butcher

[cyberdexter]

I've funned you enough, I see no reason to give you more jocularity.

You are still entitled to the card, having paid for it, please confirm.

It has been fun indeed. I'll take the card of course

[semismiling]

New card attached. Please send 275CON reissuing fee to PGqkUYF4bztCGhW1jbccKgfdFWm6iMhiJC

[InsaneMiner]

for complete transparency we are going to need to see the back of the card and cyberdexter's mothers maiden name and home phone number

[semismiling]

for complete transparency we are going to need to see the back of the card and cyberdexter's mothers maiden name and home phone number

I'm sorry, the CCV2 number must remain private to the cardholder and our Fraud Department. As for the rest of your request, SEAPIG prides itself on not collecting personal data with your knowledge, so I'm afraid I can't share those details with you.

[DirtFighter]

If I get a "beta invite" to Constand I will write a kick ass review for you....please send laptop as good faith gesture.

[tankjnr]

It a pig of an operating system. Lol

[semismiling]

Laptop sent. Please write a review about ConStand after you've written the review about Kick Ass, as frankly, we're not interested in movies.

[RussianCONFund]

Will these cards work in Russia? I might order some for my high profile friends there... What's the extra payment to make them with prominent politicians in background?
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you can support the pathetic activity of RussianCONFund by donating to the following wallet PF8rpJk1fHPRZVk5yDHQd4J5SqLiyCtDGw

[cyberdexter]

New card attached. Please send 275CON reissuing fee to PGqkUYF4bztCGhW1jbccKgfdFWm6iMhiJC

and again you posted my card with my number on it. I can't pay you for a CC if @InsaneMiner has my card number. He'll spend it all on collectibles.. oh well.

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for complete transparency we are going to need to see the back of the card and cyberdexter's mothers maiden name and home phone number

@semismiling see what I mean?

[semismiling]

Will these cards work in Russia? I might order some for my high profile friends there... What's the extra payment to make them with prominent politicians in background?

These cards work everywhere - even in places there's no electricity and payment is made in gurkens, camels, tomatoes, spices etc, you can still use your card*. The card itself is waterproof, too, so you can even use* it underwater!

Access to the Card Customisation Suite comes with VIP Super-Quick delivery and costs 500CON extra, a total of 1500CON. We've even got Putin riding horseback bareback and stripped to the waist... What a man, amiright?

Payment should be made to PGqkUYF4bztCGhW1jbccKgfdFWm6iMhiJC - if you have a preferred image, please PM it to me.

* reference to use of card does not imply success

and again you posted my card with my number on it. I can't pay you for a CC if @InsaneMiner has my card number. He'll spend it all on collectibles.. oh well.

c9647fbe9289425ee36526c72b5e1c8a0441af1f16557404ff38d74434b74d8d

Oh yeeeeaaahhhhh! Do you want another one?

@semismiling see what I mean?

Nope. Stop with the FUD.

-semi
SEAPIG Card Provisioner

[cyberdexter]

Oh yeeeeaaahhhhh! Do you want another one?

No I'm good thanks. I'll just share the wealth with @InsaneMiner. We have a great community here I doubt anyone would abuse my credit card number... right?

[mharter]

We have a great community here I doubt anyone would abuse my credit card number... right?

I already didn't...