maizenblueminer

I am an escapee of the IT cubicle penitentiary, and I managed to smuggle out with me a fair bit of expertise in DNS, DHCP, SQL, PHP, C, and UNIX administration. Due to my recent stay in a Holiday Inn Express, I'm currently posing as a planetary scientist, using GIS, Python, MATLAB, and a smattering of shell scripting to analyze spacecraft mission data.

I've spent the last couple years learning Javascript, CSS, and now Node.js/Mongo/Meteor in order to build software services for neighborhoods and small businesses.